As I "type" (using a stylus on a virtual keyboard) this message, the passenger train I'm sitting on has come to a stop. The attendant just walked down the aisle explaining that another train would be crossing momentarily and that we would resume travel then.
I have to admit, I was almost disappointed that it was such a mundane event. I already had visions of someone running down the aisle screaming "Injuns!!! Theym Injuns is attackin' the train!!". That would have been made all the more amusing by the fact that we're currently in downtown Toronto.
Sometimes life just isn't funny enough on it's own.